#NaPoWriMo Day 29 A food poem.
Sausage Roll
I'm a Gregg's sausage roll, but vegan
Quorn centred, super tasty
cruel people call me joker,
a greasy interloper,
not fit to share a counter with a real pig
sausage roll.
My given name is Karen
I prefer that one to Kevin
but my friends just call me yummy
as they cram me in their mouths.
I know I am a trickster, but I do it
for the planet, just try me
pigs will praise you
as they worship me their saviour
I know they like to keep their meat inside
their pretty hides.
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